The Characters - By Oleg Pupodapolous

Since we have officially introduced oursleves to you, and, since our show is less than a week away we thought we could give you a little sneak preview and introduce you to our characters with some direct quotes from the play.

Cuz we're just that fucking unbelievable.

In order of sexiest to hardly passable even with beer goggles on a Friday night, meet...



Konrad



"...But if you ask me I say he just felt like pulling a Chuck Norris on a bitch."

Janet

"That was too eager wasn’t it?"

Maggie

"I didn’t realise I was selling myself at all. "

David


"What did you get up to with your bad self last night?"


Luke


"You always were a smart girl. "

And with that folks we hope to see you there. If you have booked tickets than you are a valued friend, if you haven't then you should do so now and if you are not going to then you can kindly go screw yourself.

No really. Give it a shot.

We love you.